December 2011
Him: My parents are such douchebags, they won't let me go out.
Me: No they aren't. Be glad your family loves you and wants you around on Christmas.
cardcaptorsollux:
baby youre as hot as the bottom of my laptop
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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When you accidentally sneeze/spit on your computer
and you get tiny drops of color on your monitor.
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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
I am shorter than 5’4.
I have scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have/had more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
I...
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
person: bring a friend
me: i did meet a nice rock outside
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daily-tumbles:
Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
