Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining
I mean,
really?
I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.
scared
I’d say impressed
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
to ∞ & beyond
Hey there, the name's Jess! I have countless obsessions including music, cats, photography & much more. Music is a huge part of my life. Lastly, I try not to judge anyone. If you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm always here to listen! ♥
-
I don’t know where or who I would be without this guy. He drives me insane one minute and the next is asleep and as cute as could be. It’s been a crazy, but amazing two years with my favourite boy. I love you to the moon & back ❤ #twoyears #happyanniversary #loveyoutodeath
-
-
-
(Source: pleatedjeans, via fuckyeahloldemort)
-
the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
-
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
this is your brain *shows you pic of brain* this is your brain on drugs *video of brain nervously asking his friends “do you think my mom will notice”*
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
-
fish are great animals they’re just peaceful and happy god i love fish
Female angler fish lure prey in before they eat them whole
Male angler fish are tiny and pathetic and have to bite onto female angler fish where they then melt into her and become genitalia in which she can impregnate herself with
fish are great animals they’re just peaceful and happy god i love fish
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
-
-
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
-
